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Best Cop Jokes & Police Puns Police say that the man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it… Has been bailed. Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do? Miner: Mine. Thieves have stolen all the police dogs from my local station. Police say they have no leads.
A man with drugs was caught by the cops in the bathroom. The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!" "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Show me." The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it.
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Cop Jokes - 138 Hilarious Cop Jokes Cop Jokes I got pulled over by a female cop. When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said "NOTHING" upvote downvote report Rookie cop pulls over an old biker… A rookie police officer pulls an old biker over for speeding: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one.
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The best cop jokes DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
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57 0 Funny Police Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Are you ready to have a good laugh? Look no further, because we have compiled a list of 58 funny police jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle. These jokes will poke fun at the stereotypes and quirks associated with law enforcement, all in good humor.
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1. The perfect crime was committed last night. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on. 2. What do you call a female police officer playing guitar? She-riff. 3. Why did the police officer smell so bad? He was on duty. 4. Officer: "I notice your eyes are bloodshot.
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Hilarious Cop Jokes: Why did the cop bring a ladder to work? He wanted to go after those high-level crimes. What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones. Why did the cop bring a pencil to the crime scene? To draw his weapon. Why don't police ever tell secrets? Because they're afraid of patrolling rumors.
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Funniest Cop Jokes A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present." Cop: You are the lawyer. Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present? A cop pulls over a car with two priests. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
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Ready to laugh out loud? We've rounded up over 200 of the best police puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone! From witty one-liners to clever wordplay, these puns are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're a cop, a crime enthusiast, or just someone with a great sense of humor, these puns will definitely have you giggling.
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Jokes Best And Worst Cop Jokes FOR ALL AGES 50+ Best (And Worst) Cop Jokes Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury on 02 December 2020 ; Updated on 24 April 2023 Sub-edited by Monisha Kochhar 8 mins to read Contents The police force is an essential part of our lives in modern society.
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We've got 80 hilarious police jokes, police puns and police one liners for you to enjoy. Beware, these jokes are downright criminal. Yo Mama So Fat Yo momma so fat she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up!" Going Under the Speed Limit
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1. Cop: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." Driver: "You're wrong, officer. It's only my hat that makes me look that old." 2. The perfect crime was committed last night. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on. 3.
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77 Funny Cop Jokes for Endless Laughter By zandy Posted on November 6, 2023 Grab your donuts and coffee, it's time for some hilarious cop jokes! From stereotypical doughnut-loving cops to bumbling rookies, these police-themed jokes will have you laughing harder than a perp in the back of a squad car.